Tag: jokes
group name: hromantics
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November 04, 2007 09:28 PM EST --
I just heard a couple of these and of course the immature gal in me started cracking up laughing, I love a short funny corny joke :) Share some so we can all get a laugh! Heres mine :
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June 28, 2007 05:48 PM EDT --
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed . . . more
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January 15, 2007 02:50 PM EST --
Remember the book "Men are from Mars,Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.
"Today we will experiment . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:31 AM EST --
Two guys are talking at the office water cooler. Zeke says, “I just don’t talk to the girls in the office anymore. Anything you say these days can be construed . . . more
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December 30, 2006 01:05 PM EST --
The new lumberjack is being given a tour of the backwoods camp. He asks, “What do you guys do for women around here?”
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March 14, 2007 12:24 PM EDT --
An old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The nurse said, "Sir, today we'll need a blood sample, a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample."
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April 27, 2007 12:49 PM EDT --
The Guys' Rules -------------------
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.) . . . more
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November 15, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
Rick and Joan, after years of marriage, decided to mate-swap with their best friends in order to put a little fire back into the bedroom. After her first . . . more
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December 09, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
What part of the man’s body should never move while dancing with a woman?
His bowels.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
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February 27, 2007 02:51 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
How are marriage and poker similar?
They both start out by holding hands and end in financial loss.
Quote of the Day:
All . . . more
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November 13, 2006 09:05 AM EST --
Joke of the Day:
Mom is vacuuming Jimmy's room when she discovers a cache of dirty magazines under his bed. He's 12 and she's not overly surprised until she sees that . . . more
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December 07, 2006 09:12 AM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
A hooker, fearing she might be a hemophiliac, went to see her doctor. “The smallest little nick,” she told him, “and I bleed for days.”
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January 14, 2007 03:08 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
Two cannibals are having lunch. One of them says, “Your wife makes the best meatloaf I’ve ever had.”
The other one says, “Yeah but I’m . . . more
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December 20, 2006 12:17 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of marijuana?
"This music sucks!"
Quote of the Day:
It's such a fine line . . . more
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December 31, 2006 01:51 PM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
Grandma sits down at the breakfast table, all smiles. "Grandma," says Susie, "why are you so happy?" . . . more
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January 19, 2007 11:29 AM EST --
If the stork brings babies, what kind of bird never brings babies?
The swallow.
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February 21, 2007 03:30 PM EST --
Dirty (Johnny) Joke of the Day:
The family counselor asked Dirty Johnny, "What's your father like?"
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March 02, 2007 02:14 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
What's the difference between the White House and a porcupine?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Quote of the Day:
Democracy is the name . . . more
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December 06, 2006 01:46 AM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
A Jehovah’s Witness rings Dirty Johnny’s doorbell. Johnny appears smoking a joint, a half-pint of gin in his left hand and a Hustler in the other. “Are your . . . more
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January 10, 2007 12:46 AM EST --
Dirty Johnny had a big time crush on the young substitute teacher. He followed her around all week, stayed in at recess and helped her clean the blackboards after school. One day she said, “Johnny, . . . more
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