Tag: humor
group name: hromantics
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November 04, 2007 09:28 PM EST --
I just heard a couple of these and of course the immature gal in me started cracking up laughing, I love a short funny corny joke :) Share some so we can all get a laugh! Heres mine :
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June 28, 2007 05:48 PM EDT --
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well
developed . . . more
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January 28, 2007 01:29 PM EST --
"How many for dinner," the host asked. The restaurant overlooked the Pacific Ocean. The sun had slipped below the horizon, gentle glows of pink and amber filter through the sky, ending the evening . . . more
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February 19, 2006 08:52 PM EST --
I remember the first time a girl kissed me. I was a late-bloomer, a junior in high school, able to drive. My mother was convinced that my dating dry spell to this point was simply an issue of finding the . . . more
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February 19, 2006 09:13 PM EST --
By intermission, it was painfully obvious something had to be done.
"I told you so," Andrew said, kicking the granite curb that defines the line between street and sidewalk. He took a drag on . . . more
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February 19, 2006 08:44 PM EST --
Rob and I are sitting at Hamburger Mary's, having a conversation we should have had 12 years ago. We're talking about dating and love, breakups and heartache, trust and betrayal. It's part . . . more
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February 19, 2006 08:58 PM EST --
Our dogs have the personalities of perpetual toddlers who are eternally experimenting with defying authority, asserting their independence, and putting everything not tied down into their mouths. As a . . . more
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January 27, 2007 09:24 AM EST --
Our final day in La For Tuna, the skies opened up, and as the sun rose higher, nothing but blue sky emerged behind the silhouette of the two conical peaks of Volcano Arenal. While we couldn't see the . . . more
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January 15, 2007 02:50 PM EST --
Remember the book "Men are from Mars,Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.
"Today we will experiment . . . more
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February 19, 2006 08:48 PM EST --
When I was in eighth grade, I would go to developmental dances and stand there, clinging to the wall. These social mixers were designed to allow boys and girls to mingle in a positive, supervised manner . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:31 AM EST --
Two guys are talking at the office water cooler. Zeke says, “I just don’t talk to the girls in the office anymore. Anything you say these days can be construed . . . more
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December 30, 2006 01:05 PM EST --
The new lumberjack is being given a tour of the backwoods camp. He asks, “What do you guys do for women around here?”
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April 27, 2007 12:49 PM EDT --
The Guys' Rules -------------------
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.) . . . more
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May 15, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
I know a lady whose family has purchased on her behalf a grave site and tomb stone. This lead to my wondering, if one were to be given the chance to write on your tomb stone, what would it be?
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November 15, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
Rick and Joan, after years of marriage, decided to mate-swap with their best friends in order to put a little fire back into the bedroom. After her first . . . more
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December 09, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
What part of the man’s body should never move while dancing with a woman?
His bowels.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
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February 27, 2007 02:51 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
How are marriage and poker similar?
They both start out by holding hands and end in financial loss.
Quote of the Day:
All . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:06 AM EST --
Booby Prize
Carol Roach
Would you consider yourself to be a lucky person? Do you believe in luck?
My grandmother and I lived in poverty all the while I was growing up. Her life got better just . . . more
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February 11, 2007 12:30 AM EST --
This celebration is a fun effort, combining the insanity of Faith, Carolyn and Magi - we hope you'll contribute to the madness. Please also feel free to kick up your heels in the deadly trio's . . . more
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December 07, 2006 09:12 AM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
A hooker, fearing she might be a hemophiliac, went to see her doctor. “The smallest little nick,” she told him, “and I bleed for days.”
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